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” “If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.” “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib! ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.” “It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. It’s because all of the light is shining on you.” “It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! It’s the motion of the ocean.” “Just where do those legs of yours end? you’re sweet enough already.” “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! ” “Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. ” “Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.” “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. ] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.” “Sorry, I can’t hold on… Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.” “There is something wrong with my cell phone. ” “You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…” “You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Read the first word again.” “You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.” “You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.” “You’re hotter than donut grease.” “You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.” “You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.” “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! Even when you are bad, you’re good” “You’re single. Let me hold it for you.” “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.” “Your lips look so lonely…. ” (As she is leaving) “Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.” (Hold out hand) “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? ”” (Point at her butt) “Pardon me, is this seat taken?
” “If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. Because you are the best a man can get.” “Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.” “Is your name “swiffer”? Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.” “It’s dark in here. It’s because all of the light is shining on you.” “It’s a new world order. ” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I’ve already fallen for you.” “Stop, drop, and roll, baby. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.” “There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! Cause you sure have great melons.” “Was your Dad in the Air Force? You’re making the other women look really bad.” “You look beautiful today, just like every other day.” “You look cold. ” “You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.” “You look like my third wife. ” (Look at her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing? ” (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) “Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. ” (She asks you the time) “It’s two flirty and the date’s with you and me.” (Take a photo of her) “I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like” (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) “Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.” [WHAT?
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This basic pattern has been found over and over again in a variety of settings, including singles bars. One study found that people perceive those who use innocuous lines as smarter and sexier than those who use cute/flippant lines.” “Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle! ’cause you blew me away.” “Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.” “Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? ” Don’t forget to check out our cute pick up lines too for the romantics amongst you 😉 “Did you invent the airplane? ” “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship? ” “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.” “I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! ” “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? ” “Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb! ] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.” “Were do you hide your wings? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.” “Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.” “What are you doing for the rest of your life? Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong? She’ll call you ‘Mommy.'” “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.” “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.” “Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.” “Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.” “Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. So today is July 4, 2010, at pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.” (Excuse me?” “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed! Cause you seem Wright for me.” “Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me? ” “I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.” “I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.” “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.” “I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.” “I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.” “I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel! ” “If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.” “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard” “If kisses were snowflakes, I” “If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.” “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ” “Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.” “Is your name Summer? ” “People call me John, but you can call me tonight.” “Pinch me. ] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.” “Put down that cupake… I wish I had the one to your heart.” “Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be? ” “Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart! : Priceless.” “The name’s Bond, James Bond” “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.” “There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.” “There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.” “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. ” “Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Because I want to spend it with you.” “What do you want for Christmas? ” “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? ” “You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.” “You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.” “You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.” “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.” “You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart” “You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.” “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.” “You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.” “You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.” “You should be someone’s wife.” “You shouldn’t wear makeup. ” “You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.” “You wanna know what’s beautiful? I think not.” “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” “You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.” “You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.” “You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.” “You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast! And baby, I’m lost at sea.” “Your hand looks heavy. ) “It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. ” “Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.” “Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.” “Are you a kidnapper? ” “Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and soak you up with a biscuit.” “Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.” “Baby, you’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s outta business.” “Baby, you’re like a championship bass. ” “Be unique and different, say yes.” “Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.” “Can I borrow a kiss? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.” “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. I’m getting lost in your eyes.” “Do you have a pencil? ” “Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine! [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.” “Hello how are you? ” “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. I’m asking for is one from you.” “Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? ” “Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name? (show phone with frontcam)” “I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’! I failed.” “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.” “I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.” “I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.” “I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.” “I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch! ” “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.
Because you just abducted my heart.” “Are you a magician? Cause you melt my heart.” “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re a frican babe.” “Are you an interior decorator? I promise I’ll give it back.” “Can I borrow your cell(mobile) phone? ”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.” “Can I borrow your cell(mobile) phone? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.” “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! Because I can’t get you out of my mind.” “Do you have any raisins? ” “Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.” “Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! ” “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! ” “I want to write a poem on your body with my lips” “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.” “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.” “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” “I’m not actually this tall. It’s hard to turn me down and I can turn you on” “I’m Mr. ” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.” “I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.” “I’m on top of things. ” “I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. ” “What’s your sign” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.” “When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.” “When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.” “When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.” “Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? ” “You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.” “You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.” “You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.” “You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.” “You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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